Oh, Email! Just when I thought you and I might have something special here. You with your big beautiful attachments, comprehensive distribution lists, and slick signatures. The thing is, . . . well . . . I think it would be better if we went back to being just friends. I mean, we both knew that I wasn't interested in anything long-term. I've always been upfront about that. It's not that I don't think you're great. I just feel like we're not meant to be together forever. In time, I hope you see that this is the best thing for both of us. But, hey! We can totally hang out! Maybe I'll see you at a Web 1.0 reunion or something.
(Adapted from the blog post of my friend, Melissa Maxwell)
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